The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.