I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?