I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.

My wife has a black belt in shopping.

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

Take my wife... Please!

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.