She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
In high school football, the coach kept me on the bench all year. On the last game of the season, the crowd was yelling, We want Youngman! We want Youngman! The coach says, Youngman - go see what they want!
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.