I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.