Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"