Take my wife... Please!
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
Let's get up here before we get killed!