The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
I live about four muggings from Central Park.