She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill.
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.