A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.