I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!