I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"