I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.