My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!