Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
Henny YoungmanIf, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?
Henny YoungmanIn a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
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