A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.