The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.