I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
The hitter asks the owner to give him a big raise so he can go somewhere he's never been, and the owner says "You mean third base?"
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.