I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
I live about four muggings from Central Park.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.