When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!