Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"