Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a long time, pumping the water out, reviving him. They turn to the Jewish Grandma, and say, we saved your grandson. The little Jewish Grandma says, He had a hat!

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.