Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

My wife has a black belt in shopping.

I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.