Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.