Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings, I found out I have all the money I'll ever need. If I die tomorrow.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.