Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

If I had blood, I'd blush.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.

Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.