My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn him around, make it look like he was walking in."