A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.