Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

I know what I'm giving up for Lent: my New Year's resolutions.

I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"