The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".
What is a home without children? Quiet.
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.