My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?