My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"