If I had blood, I'd blush.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!"

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.