Let's get up here before we get killed!
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."