We aim to please... You aim too, please.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?