My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

A man goes to a barbershop and asks, How many ahead of me? Five. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Four. The man leaves. He comes back the next day and asks, How many ahead of me? Six. The man leaves, and the barber says to another, Follow that man! The man comes back and says, He goes to your house!

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did