I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Henny YoungmanA man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
Henny YoungmanI own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
Henny Youngman