There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Let's get up here before we get killed!
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!