In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.