There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.

Let's get up here before we get killed!

Are you married? What do you do for agravation?

Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.