We aim to please... You aim too, please.
This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?