When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.