The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

If I had blood, I'd blush.

How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'

Are you married? What do you do for agravation?

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"