Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.

He doesn't get ulcers - he gives them.

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.