Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!

I live about four muggings from Central Park.

I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.