Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.

I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.

Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"

Let's get up here before we get killed!