Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.

The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.