My horse's jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says "Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!"

I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.

The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?