A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
I bet on a horse at ten-to-one. It didn't come in until half-past five.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?