Are you married? What do you do for agravation?

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.

I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?

I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.

A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?