Are you married? What do you do for agravation?

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

Are you married? What do you do for agravation?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner...."

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.