Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.