I have a car that I call Flattery because it gets me nowhere.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."