My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.

I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."

My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.