My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.

Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!