I came home, the car was in the dining room. "How did you get the car in here?" "Easy, I took a left at the kitchen."
"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"
I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can't wait to exchange.
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!