She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"