A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
I said to my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.' I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
What is a home without children? Quiet.