I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.

Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"