Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
The food on the plane was fit for a king. "Here, King!"
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.