Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

We aim to please... You aim too, please.

She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.