Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
My brother then opened a tall man's shop in Tokyo.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?