I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!