Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!
I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
Why are you hitting me, there is nobody behind us!
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.