I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".