That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".
Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.