A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.