If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.
I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.
The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.