A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker.

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.