All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"
She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.