Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O