I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...
My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.