There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.