My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"
The usual way - a little wine, a little dinner.
Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
I was just in London - there is a 6 hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.