Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"
Take my wife... Please!
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?