I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"