I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.