What is a home without children? Quiet.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.