She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
My history teacher was so old, he taught from memory.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"