My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
Everytime I ask what time it is, I get a different answer.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.