Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"
Henny YoungmanA Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
Henny YoungmanMy wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
Henny Youngman