"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.