Are you Polish? Okay, I'll talk slower.

Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.

A baby-sitter is a teenager who gets two dollars an hour to eat five dollars' worth of your food.

We aim to please... You aim too, please.

I asked a Jewish man, "Do you know where Michigan Avenue is?" He said, "Yes", and walked away.

I'd commit suicide, if I could do it without killing myself.

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."