A man is at the bar, drunk. I pick him up off the floor, and offer to take him home. On the way to my car, he falls down three times. When I get to his house, I help him out of the car, and on the way to the front door, he falls down four more times. I ring the bell and say, Here's your husband! The man's wife says, Where's his wheelchair?

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.