My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.

Take my wife... Please!

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.