Let's get up here before we get killed!
Have you noticed that families on TV never watch television?
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
I think the world of you...and you know what condition the world is in today.