Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
Henny YoungmanI had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
Henny YoungmanAnother drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
Henny YoungmanI had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.
Henny Youngman