I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him.
There is no spark like the one ignited under the aspirations of a new graduate.
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!