Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
I don't believe in reincarnation, but what were you when you were alive?
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I lost 100 pounds!"
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.