I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you're it.

I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.