Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
What is a home without children? Quiet.
I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.