I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free?
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Take my wife... Please!
I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.