If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!