If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
On dancing on pointe: Why don't they just get taller girls?
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.