Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.

All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings!

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single!"

A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.