He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.