A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Henny YoungmanA Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
Henny YoungmanAll my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
Henny Youngman