I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner.
Henny YoungmanA Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
Henny YoungmanA little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a long time, pumping the water out, reviving him. They turn to the Jewish Grandma, and say, we saved your grandson. The little Jewish Grandma says, He had a hat!
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