The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks the patient. The doctor says "I'm mad at my neighbor!".
The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"
A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!