I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.

She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"

There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

A bomb fell on Italy. It slid off!

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.