I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.
Henny YoungmanMy wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
Henny YoungmanMy son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman