A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!"

My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick".

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

"Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears." "Don't answer!"

Now, the band that inspired that great saying, "Stop The Music!!"

I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?'

This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!