You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail.
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.