A woman was taking a shower. There is a knock on the door. Who is it? Blind man! The woman opens the door. Where do you want these blinds, lady?
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.
A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"