Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
Anybody who thinks talk is cheap has never argued with a traffic cop.
Are you married? What do you do for agravation?
Farrah's dressing room was next to mine. There was a little hole in the wall. I let her look.
I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!