I'm offended by political jokes. Too often they get elected.

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

My wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.

If, as the scientist say, sex is such a driving force, why is so much of it nowadays found parked?

A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot!

She's a big-hearted girl with hips to match.