My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase. Nobody will lend me a bookcase.
Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, 'I hope it doesn't rain today. I hate it when the children play inside.
How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
I don't mind when my horse is left at the post. I don't mind when my horse comes up to me in the stands and asks, "Which way do I go?" But when the horse I bet on is at the $2 window betting on another horse in the same race...