My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
In elementary school, many a true word is spoken in guess.