I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.