When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!"
My wife has a black belt in shopping.
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.