My wife has a black belt in shopping.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
If I had blood, I'd blush.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.