My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
During the war an Italian girl saved my life. She hid me in her basement in Cleveland.
He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.
A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!"