A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
She must have Egyptian blood. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut, Tut!"
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!