Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?
My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
There were three kids in my family. One of each sex.
I've got two wonderful children - and two out of five isn't too bad.
I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.
She has a wash and wear bridal gown.