He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.
College: A fountain of knowledge where all go to drink.
A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?