How do Polish people spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Most marriage failures are caused by failures marrying.
I've got enough money to last the rest of my life ... as long as I die about four o'clock this afternoon.