A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Henny YoungmanMy wife is the sweetest, most tolerant, most beautiful woman in the world. This is a paid political announcement.
Henny Youngman2 Jewish women in New York. One says, "Do you see what's going on in Poland?" The other says, "I live in the back, I don't see anything."
Henny YoungmanMy wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
Henny Youngman