My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy!

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.