A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."
Most girls are attracted to the simple things in life. Like men.
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so I turned off the fan!"
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"