Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

I always knew what I was doing.

I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.

One of these days... One of these days... Pow! Right in the kisser!

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

The worst thing you can do with money is save it.