Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

Some drink to forget, some drink to remember-me, I drink to get bagged.

A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.