The only thing better than one of my songs is one of my songs with a glass of scotch.
I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality.... So I knew that I had to create some characters.
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.
I drink for the honorable purpose of getting bagged.
Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.