A man must defend his home, his wife, his children, and his martini.
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.
The Miami Beach audience is the greatest audience in the world!
Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.