Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.

The best part of you ran down your mother's legs.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle.

Modesty is the artifice of actors, similar to passion in call girls.

The worst thing you can do with money is save it.

I always knew what I was doing.